Only a game

I've made up a game

called Whats-in-a-name?

Play it for a lark

At home, in the bus, the park.

Though it seems no use

if you had to choose--

C'mon! Humour me--

Who would you rather be?

Bella Swan

or Bellatrix Lestrange?

Twain, Shania or Mark?

James, Bond or Clarke?

Anton Chekov

or Isaac Asimov?

Agassi, Ronaldo, Sharapova--

Elvis, Jackson, Pavlova?

Naomi; the phone flinging dame?

Dhanush; of Kolaveri fame?

Leo, the DiCpario, else Da Vinci?

Calvin Klein, Louis Vuitton, Guggio Gucci?

Gatsby, Fagin, Langdon--

Kennedy, Obama, Nixon?

H. Keller or Lady Di?

Ma Theresa or Gandhi?

Harry, the Potter or the Prince?

Amelia Earhart, the Olsen twins?

You can be whoever; take your pick.

Choose who you are inside; that's the trick.

And if, while playing with names

You go nuts, go quite insane

Remember - I'm not to blame.

Relax Max! It's only a game,

A game called Whats-in-a-name?

Bazinga! :D